I have my tickets to see The Happening on opening day. Will it be good? With M. Night, it’s a crap shoot. But let me tell you what’s not a crap shoot: Zooey Deschanel will be awesome, and more importantly, will have fantastic hair….

During the one or two seasons that G. and I got sucked into American Idol, I remember that I could feel okay about it and rationalize my enjoyment because, you know, we were mocking it and complaining the whole time. And then, somewhere around…

I can no longer pretend 2008 is not upon us! There is just too much going on and the world didn’t magically stop when I asked it to, so there’s nothing to do but forge ahead. And so! Some newsy items about Sweethearts, plus…

Actually, I’m normally a fan of Mondays. Especially now that I am sans day job. It is a great day to catch up, get organized, and set the stage for a productive week. But I felt kind of sick all weekend and feel even…

You know what “being a writer” usually looks like? It looks like sitting. You’re either sitting at your computer writing (or not writing), sitting staring into space, or sitting at tables hoping someone asks you to sign a book. I had three such sitting…